Kit Cope

I'm not sure what this advert is trying

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To convey. I am sure @KingMo_GDP can tell us! Wuddya think Mr. Mo Lawal?

No, Mr. Powder Blue Prius, I am not

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riding your ass to be a jerk. RATT is wailing on my radio, amping me up and I'm just urging you to go faster.

I was just peer pressured into drinkn

2010-02-27T20:55:00.001-08:00

2 shots of this stuff. If you don't know what "Screaming Eagles" Beam 101 is, go look it up. Smoooth...

This young man's face looks like that

2010-02-27T20:01:00.001-08:00

Because he just fell for the tried and true "dickfor" joke!

Ok, here it is. The awful lined up do

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Trust me, it looks way worse styled as well!! At least I have the Don Quixote stache to make up for it!

This is what youll see the next 6 weeks

2010-02-27T16:16:00.001-08:00

Since just getting THE WORST HAIRCUT OF MY LIFE. Dude shaved the front, left the middle long and "lined me up" like I was Tpain! WTF!

Finally! @scottjorgensen's obsession

2010-02-26T20:56:00.001-08:00

Pays off! Seriously, he plays ScrambleII whilst driving!

Mmmm... Nice uhh...err...

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Hat!

This is all you need!!

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For all of your hard to reach places.

Another great quote from today

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"I felt bad for lookin at him in the eyes when we were talkin. I felt like he would know I was staring at the pidgeon-toed one!"

This young lady just added some special

2010-02-25T15:07:00.001-08:00

sauce to the #Olympics that I was just not prepared for.

Wow, thanks, buddy!RT @ConorHeun: Follow

2010-02-25T12:24:00.001-08:00

@kitcopemma as he is a true 'OG" in the game having fought at the King's Birthday in Thailand and stepped to a who's who of the game.

Of things I miss about Vegas, these 2

2010-02-23T22:59:00.000-08:00

Rascals rank pretty high. @scottjorgensen just isn't as well behaved or housebroken.

Went to a local ammy fight the other day

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Look who sponsored it! They have an agency now?!?!

Went to a local ammy fight the other day

2010-02-23T19:12:00.001-08:00

Look who sponsored it! They have an agency now?!?!

Winding the night down

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With some Wii Tiger Woods Golf after a slight disappointment in a rented flick.

Watchn #6 in MMA ranked @scottjorgensen

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and #2 in NCAA Wrestling Hochstrasser go at it is like watching two hyenas with nunchuks swing dance to ska music.

Headache, goo leaking from my nose, delirium...

2010-02-21T20:15:00.000-08:00

I must be in a new zombie movie...or I've got a cold. It'll all be clear once I hear the theme music.

Headache, runny nose, delirium....

2010-02-21T20:05:00.001-08:00

I must be in a new zombie movie...or I've got a cold. It'll all be clear once I hear the theme music

Freddy Artega brings home another win

2010-02-19T21:00:00.001-08:00

For Twisted Genetics and Combat Fitness by overhand right KAYO!

Look at what @scottjorgensen just

2010-02-19T19:50:00.000-08:00

got me with. Anybody remember that game?

Can someone give me a caption for this

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Picture of me and Pscottjorgensen.

Do not adjust your dial...

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Yes, that is a spotted half jap in a zebra. Or @scottjorgensen in a zebra print snuggie.

Do not adjust your dial..

2010-02-18T15:29:00.000-08:00

Yes, that is a spotted half jap in a zebra. Or @scottjorgensen in a zebra print snuggie.

The US Department of Public Safety called

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And now requires me to begin like this for every training session.

Stopped by the Shire last night and

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got myself a good workout in with all these characters. Willow and Frodo will stop in for sparring tomorrow.

Just watched this guy beat the piss out

2010-02-17T23:02:00.001-08:00

of Antonio Banuelos on @WEConVersus!

At the Snooze in Denver with Joe Warren

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And @scottjorgensen. I have a pineapple upside down and some cinnamon pancakes with bacon caramel sauce. Yes. Bacon caramel sauce!

Check it out @fightersonlyusa!

2010-02-16T11:14:00.001-08:00

These ads keep poppin up in the airport! We're everywhere! Your mother and I are proud.

Stopped by Dr Scott Martin today to get

2010-02-16T00:15:00.001-08:00

A checkup for @deadkneePhil. Doc Scott is the cupid that introduced us! He hooked Randleman up with some dead people parts too!

Whilst makn sweet sweet music, much to

2010-02-15T13:36:00.000-08:00

my surprise, I looked up and noticed this barenekked ass in my face!

I've gotten this one twice in

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last few weeks. Thanks weird chinese dude atop a mountain in Tibet with a direct line to the universe, a sweet tooth and a large pile of small strips of paper.

Here's mix master Ben-Jammin' of the

2010-02-13T17:41:00.001-08:00

@paradigmapparel Music Magic Division.

Warmn up to lay down some tracks in the

2010-02-13T16:12:00.001-08:00

@paradigmapparel studio. This was the ultimate finisher. Started with Tiny Dancer and some Styx!

Who can guess the thoughts behind this

2010-02-13T12:39:00.001-08:00

face? Hint: it has nothing to do with my gihugant ears or the fact that my soulpatch is crooked.

As if I wasnt skinny enough before

2010-02-12T21:29:00.000-08:00

@deadkneePhil came along, now Im down to this. At least the brace and bandage makes my leg look bigger!

Finally a Starbux cup for me!!!

2010-02-12T13:52:00.000-08:00

The chick at Starbux asked me to be her Velentine. I told her I put the kabash on Vday this year, so she laughed and made me my own cup!

Internet is down which is interrupting

2010-02-11T13:48:00.001-08:00

@scottjorgensen from finding new porn and me from googling myself.

I don't remember eating cow shit nor

2010-02-10T15:15:00.001-08:00

Kimchi and wheatgrass, which are the only combos I can think of that would create that smell!

Just caught this guy in the act of

2010-02-10T13:47:00.001-08:00

Being an asshole! I sat here for about 5 minutes and watched him hand out 4 parking tickets.

Has anyone ever done one of these lil

2010-02-08T16:17:00.001-08:00

Puzzles? Im getn really good at it since Braet has a vicious cycle of watchin me put it together, then smashes it, then asks me to put it back over and over again.

Thanks for the supps @bodybuildingcom

2010-02-08T12:09:00.000-08:00

Always the greatest hookup. Look at this stuff!

You know I Loves my breakfast. New

2010-02-08T10:07:00.001-08:00

Breakfast sandwich spot! Gandolfo's! Soo good. I recommend the Eastport. Pastrami, egg, cheese, s/p on a kaiser.

After a nap,During the fierce Nerf Sword

2010-02-07T14:36:00.001-08:00

Battle. @scottjorgensen hopped on this galiant steed and mounted an attack!

Watchin Word World with Braeten

2010-02-07T13:20:00.001-08:00

Look what we learned how to spell! I Love Sundays! So lazy and educational

Havin a little #UFC shindig at the

2010-02-06T19:26:00.001-08:00

Boise speezy with @scottjorgensen @paradigmapparel and the Jorgenfolks

Here's Braet sportn my @hartluck DVS

2010-02-05T22:34:00.001-08:00

Hart and Huntington kicks. The kid has style!

Ive decided that these lil guys are the

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proprietors of most bad decisions. I absolutely make the best decisions when I am empty. In all facets of life even. Henceforth I will be emptying before all major decisions!

This is where the work is getn done!!

2010-02-04T15:44:00.001-08:00

Sharpening up @scottjorgensen's hands and knees right now. Then teachn boxing for all the comnuppers!

Just braved the cold,jumpd in the truck

2010-02-04T13:06:00.001-08:00

And drove down to the market only to find that I left my wallet at home

Another delicious home cooked meal

2010-02-03T23:14:00.001-08:00

Some organic beef chili. As if @scottjorgensen doesn't have bad enough gas!

Check out this rare #UFC footage of

2010-02-03T14:15:00.001-08:00

Mir subbing Lesner with all the fighters in the Octagon and Randleman workin the camera!

If @Pink and Jewel raised a daughter together

2010-02-03T11:52:00.000-08:00

that little girl would eventually own the entire male population. Yes, even the gays.

Anybody ever seen one of these in person?

2010-02-01T17:21:00.000-08:00

It's hairless. Once you get past the creepiness of it feeling like you're petting bare skin it's kinda cool!

Did I not call it?!?! #Pink completely

2010-02-01T00:38:00.001-08:00

STOLE THE SHOW!!! @Pink, you're the best pseudo big little sister ever! I'm so proud to even know you!

I guarantee you are not ready for this young lady's

2010-01-31T15:58:00.000-08:00

Epic performance at the Grammys tonight! Watch @pink rock the house tonight!

I guarantee you are not prepared for her

2010-01-31T15:48:00.001-08:00

Epic performance at the Grammys tonight! Check at @pink rock the house tonight!

@scottjorgensen just had a fart that he

2010-01-31T14:32:00.001-08:00

even couldn't bear. That's bad. You can usually tolerate your own recipe!

Late night roach coach tacos

2010-01-31T00:01:00.001-08:00

In the car is a great way to wrap up the night.

NICK DIAZ cannot be stopped!!!!

2010-01-30T21:06:00.001-08:00

Finally got a title. That's 3 title holders for Cesar Gracie!!!

Fun is over.This creepy stache hasta go

2010-01-29T23:26:00.001-08:00

Important meeting in the morning. Besides. This ridiculous thing is even creepn me out!

Does anyone else find this disturbing?

2010-01-29T13:29:00.000-08:00

While shopping for Braeten's birthday this is in the front of Toys R Us...

Look at the size of these things!

2010-01-29T12:17:00.000-08:00

I put @scottjorgensen's head in there for scale. How do you even eat that! The Puff, that is. And I don't mean Scott.

Gettin @scottjorgensen his 1st workout

2010-01-29T09:29:00.001-08:00

Of the day at Combat Fitness. Pads and techwork. This kid's gonna murder someone!

Ol Sarno, the poor old man

2010-01-29T02:11:00.001-08:00

Just threw his shoulder out playin Wii Tiger Woods Golf

I was workin on this monster today

2010-01-28T23:12:00.000-08:00

The first person that can tell me what it is wins an autographed HandH 8x10!

Looky looky what I found in my DVDs

2010-01-28T14:07:00.000-08:00

If youre an @Pink fan, like I am, you gotta see it! Alecia plays...well, Pink really! Hahaha

Healthy bachelor dinner again

2010-01-27T19:46:00.001-08:00

Shredded chicken boobs, Kashi 7 whole grain pilaf, and Red Hot!

Ok @Pink are you growing this for some

2010-01-27T11:33:00.001-08:00

weird vegetarianny thing or can I warsh it out? If you arent growing it, maybe you should. It's pretty awesome. Almost doubles in size daily!

@hartluck I found this growing on the

2010-01-26T22:54:00.001-08:00

kitchen counter. What did that used to be?!?! I'm afraid to investigate! You miss out on your 3rd grade science project?

Playing fun with facial hair

2010-01-26T15:55:00.001-08:00

I call this one The Don Quixote. I think it makes me look too growns up!

Im just about bored enough to grab this

2010-01-26T00:07:00.000-08:00

Hot mama and prove that I suck again! Thanks @jellismate, she is gorgeous!

This is one of the gnarliest

2010-01-25T21:23:00.001-08:00

Cul de sac mullets Ive ever seen!

Tons to go do before I take off again

2010-01-25T12:06:00.001-08:00

And I go out to find this lil mystery dude in the yard and now he's glued to my leg.

All done! At least with this part

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6 hours of doodling later, this is the gorgeousness that emerged.

Outline done 2 and a half hours later!

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Lookin perty awesome! Wuddya think???

Im at Hart and Huntington AGAIN

2010-01-24T19:08:00.001-08:00

To @hartluck, my sponsor, friend and roomie-HUGE thanks as always! Here's Jime getn my new sleeve ready to slip on!

New supplement from BodyBuilding.com

2010-01-23T21:23:00.001-08:00

Promotes weight gain and psychological aggression!

I've been looking for this place forever

2010-01-23T19:28:00.001-08:00

You just can't find good copies of Pootytang, HandiMan and Im Gonna Git You Sucka anywhere!

At first I was afraid to pet this little

2010-01-23T13:20:00.001-08:00

dude. He kinda creeped me out , but then his Wham/Tears for Fears hairdo grew on me!

Hangin with the bodybuilding.com boys

2010-01-23T12:37:00.001-08:00

last night and these kids, fully stuck in 1984 met Mick in the pisser. Can you guess which is the girl?

If you wanna see any of those

2010-01-22T20:44:00.001-08:00

Shenanigans go to ellismania.com. It's all on there along with a shit ton of other debauchery

In the 3Legged boxing match

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@jellismate copped a toe to the toolbox right away!

With @jellismate

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Moving on to chair boxing! These two are duct taped into lawn chairs. Fat boy won this one.

With @jellismate at Fortune's Gym

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While he prepares to sock up 3 Emo-sexuals in a gutshot fight.

P.S. Mr. Garcia/Carrier Monkey

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Thanks for sharing your disease with the rest of us. P.P.S. Your breath smells like tequila puke in an ashtray.

Dear Jerry Garcia lookin dude next to me

2010-01-22T13:24:00.001-08:00

Putting your fist up to your hacking pie hole is not the same as covering your mouth! My mom would scold you terribly.

Sure does look like fun!

2010-01-22T12:45:00.001-08:00

On my way to LA for The Ellis Show today on Sirius Faction 28, The LA Fit Expo, Moto and Friends.

Maaaan, wine headache.

2010-01-22T02:07:00.001-08:00

It was even good wine! It could likely be a chickie headache as well.

My poor baby. She's been hangin out

2010-01-21T16:28:00.001-08:00

Just waitn on me to pay some attention to her.

Just let loose a single wiper duke

2010-01-21T13:42:00.001-08:00

Made me feel good because I care about the environment and I saved some tp. Just thought you should know

On my way to Vegas

2010-01-20T09:34:00.000-08:00

If I would have seen this display before my last flight I may have known better! Of course the can of starch still throws me off.

Headn back to Vegas for a minute

2010-01-20T08:58:00.001-08:00

I heard things were out of control down there and they need me!

We brought it home to this!!!

2010-01-20T01:17:00.000-08:00

FGC makin it happen in the living room. With Shekkie Moskovitz on the ax!

We brought it home to this.....

2010-01-20T00:56:00.000-08:00

FGC makin it happen in the living room. With Shekkie Moskovitz on the ax!

Fuzzy Gingerchops takes the field!

2010-01-19T21:46:00.000-08:00

@scottjorgensen aka Bugsy and myself aka Shekkie have our gamefaces on!

More rehab. It's my job!

2010-01-19T14:10:00.000-08:00

Getn a little leg workout on the couch. Soon enough I'm gonna put Philip the dead Xmas knee to work!

Kept it low-key tonight and watched

2010-01-18T23:43:00.000-08:00

One of the greatest movies ever made: Red Dawn. I feel like fraggin some commies!

Already accomplished so much today

2010-01-18T11:44:00.000-08:00

Nutritious lunch at Mongolian of Eagle and tracked down a copy of Red Dawn since @scottjorgensen hasn't seen it

Here's Fuzzy Gingerchops at rehearsal

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Last night. Some call it playing Rock Band on the playstation thing, but it was rehearsal for us.